This Blog – Gangsta Style 

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Recently whilst preparin tha release of our TV Guide app, freestyled up in Cordova, our crazy-ass asses was fuckin wit fuckin shitloadz of flickerin / tilin as tha page was scrolled n’ on some (HTC) devices tha page would just turn black wit tha followin error repeatedly output ta tha console:

D/TiledPage(28639): ERROR: Our thugged-out asses aint gots enough tilez fo' dis page, muthafucka! nbTilesHeight 0 nbTilesWidth 3

Gizoogle Translator

Amazingly sophisticated gangsta translator from Gizoogle.

This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For 

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The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For

Amazing, well researched, official response from the White House regarding the 34,435 strong petition to build a Death Star.

What are some English language rules that native speakers don’t know, but still follow? 

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Love this answer on Quora:

If you want to insert ‘fucking’ in the middle of a word you know exactly where to do it. You say Colo-fuckin-rado, not Co-fuckin-lorado.

Even more surprisingly, if you want to insert ‘diddley’ in the middle of a word, like Ned Flanders from The Simpsons, you know where to put that and it’s not the same place. (Note: Flanders’s also duplicates a syllable so it’s slightly different.)

Still more surprisingly, the rule that explains this placement can be explained in terms of prosody which is an entire dimension of linguistic (and almost musical) rules that few people seem to be aware they use.
– (1) English (language): What are some English language rules that native speakers don’t know, but still follow? – Quora.